Dear Playgirl

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Dear Playgirl,

My best friend from childhood has had this huge crush on this guy forever. Its pretty clear he’s not that into her, and only has sex with her when he doesn’t have anyone better to have sex with. Recently, to sweeten the pot, she offered him a threesome with me as the third. We had a great time, and me and this guy really clicked. Afterwards he slipped me his number and wants to go out on a real date. Though I would never screw over a friend for a guy, I really really like this guy and I know for a fact she has ZERO chance with him. Is there some sort of threesome loophole that applies to this situation?

- THIRD WHEEL IN LOS ANGELES

SHE SAYS:

Ummm… This guy hit on you, in front of your friend, after using her to get a threesome? Why would you even WANT to date him! He sounds like an asshole. Move on, sweetie.


HE SAYS:

Life is short. Though we agree with the girls that this guy is probably not marriage material, if he is hot enough to have a threesome with, he is hot enough to let him buy you a dinner or two. Go have fun, with Playgirl’s blessing.

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Dear Playgirl,

My boyfriend of three years says I am a bad kisser. I have never gotten any complaints before. In fact, I have gotten plenty of complements If he elaborated a bit, maybe I could change things up, but all he says is that its bad. I kind of think he’s just ot hat into sex and wants to blame his lack of libido on me. Should I dump this jerk or try to work with him? I mean, is there any kissing classes I can take even if I wanted to?

- FISH LIPS IN NYC

SHE SAYS:

EW. This guy is just trying to make you feel bad so as to cover up his own insecurities. Get rid of him. Today. 


HE SAYS:

He passed on sex because he is worried about the kissing. Really? I’m sorry to be the one to tell you, but I don’t think this guy is playing for the team you think he is.

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Dear Playgirl,

When is the right time to disclose your kinks to a new partner? I am kind of kinky, but I’m not balls-out crazy. I was recently dating a girl for about a month, and I thought things were going pretty well, but when I tried to get dirty with her she freaked out, called me a pervert, and dumped me. How soon is too soon?

- TOO HONEST IN DENVER

SHE SAYS:

Yes. A month in is definitely way to early to break out the weird shit. If you are getting the regular sort of sex after just a month, be grateful and stop pushing your luck. 


HE SAYS:

Girls are pretty across the board on the kinky stuff. Some are thrilled, some are appalled  If you are the kind of guy who likes it kinky, and she isn’t, chances are it wouldn’t have worked out with you two anyway.

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Dear Playgirl,

So I made a huge mistake. I met this really cute guy at a bar, and I wanted him to have a one night me so I told him I was a racecar driver. I even went so far as to get a groupon to one of those racetracks and take pictures of me all suited up, and I put them all over my house so it would look legit. Well, its been three weeks now and it turns out I really like him. I know if I tell him the truth he will think I am insane. I want to keep lying to him for at least a few more months so he will be more invested in me when I finally come clean. Is that OK?

- TOO FAST IN MIAMI

SHE SAYS:

A racecar driver? Seriously? And he believed you? You guys are both morons. You deserve each other.


HE SAYS:

I am guessing he already knows you are lying and doesn’t care. He is getting laid and probably enjoying it. Also, when you come clean, he already has a guilt free way of dumping you. Ride the sex train as long as you can. This one is already doomed. 

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